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<i>You wouldn’t know it just by looking at it</i>

4
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<i>But we all have things to fear</i>

5
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<i>Some people are now afraid of spiders</i>

6
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<i>Some people are afraid of flies, others are afraid of death</i>

7
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<i>But in our house</i>

8
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I have to play football!

9
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<i>Okay, most people won’t be afraid
Children's football team in the gym</i>

10
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<i>But if it’s Brick, it makes perfect sense</i>

11
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While participating in a lacrosse group
We lied about you having mononucleosis

12
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In order for you to escape the principal's fitness test
We also used the swine flu excuse

13
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I guess this time you have to face your fears Brick

14
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Everyone will laugh at me...

15
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<i>Laugh at me</i>

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Okay bro

17
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Get a ball and I'll tell you what to do

18
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Mike, do you really think that's a good idea?

19
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Maybe it's better to let me do it

20
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All he has to do is lift his feet

21
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I saw in the news that a donkey can do this

22
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How hard can it be?

23
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It's a complete waste of time

24
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<i>While Mike is relaxing in the bathroom with a beer<i>

25
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<i>I am planning to use my mother’s unique way
Come and play football at Church Brick</i>

26
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I have candy Brick

27
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Play football and win candies

28
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Okay, you made a mistake and kicked yourself in the leg.

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sorry

30
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don't say sorry

31
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Just bad timing

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I'll show you. Roll the ball over.

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Well done mom.

34
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Did you see the ball?

35
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So be it

36
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Oh okay

37
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<i>You may be wondering why
We didn't pick up the ball</i>

38
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<i>Because it’s impossible for us
Take a step into that courtyard</i>

39
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<i>Every residential area will have...</i>

40
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<i>There is a family that is not worth messing with</i>

41
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<i>In our community that is</i>

42
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<i>The Glossner Family</i>

43
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<i>As long as I can remember
These four unruly hooligans</i>

44
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<i>a threat to our streets</i>

45
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<i>You have to accept whatever they throw at you</i>

46
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<i>Because revenge can only make things worse</i>

47
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<i>But no matter how bad the Glossner kids are</i>

48
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Hello! Hello...

49
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<i>Compared to their mother
It’s just a small witch that makes a big witch</i>

50
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Is there a problem here?

51
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<i>Yes, of course there is a problem</i>

52
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<i>The problem is that female gangster
Scared the shit out of me</i>

53
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No no we're fine

54
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OK then

55
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Hey that's mine

56
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Really?

57
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It was on the roadside

58
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The outdoor areas are all yours
Really, Your Highness?

59
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No, of course not

60
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I... wish you a nice day.

61
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Wow, so fast

62
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The ball fell into the Glossner yard

63
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Oh, what else can we do?

64
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So boring

65
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There's nothing on TV. Nothing to do.

66
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I have something to do

67
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Take your brother out and teach him how to play football

68
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No, I have to give a book report

69
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Okay, then turn off the TV and do the report.

70
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Okay, I'll teach him! Whatever, let me go. Oh my god!

71
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Sue are you okay?

72
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Glossner's dog was let out

73
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It chased me all the way home

74
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So I lost a shoe

75
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Oh my god! Now it can recognize my scent.

76
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No, Glossner's dog?

77
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- We have to do something.
- Something should really be done

78
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<i>For several days
The dog was let out to scare the neighbors</i>

79
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- We have to do something.
- Something should really be done

80
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- We have to do something.
- Something should really be done

81
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I hate the Glossner family

82
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Why do we let them run the community?

83
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Could you go over and ask them to leash the dog?

84
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No honey I can't

85
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For better or worse, they are our neighbors after all.

86
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Once you start fighting with your neighbors

87
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There will be no good results
Especially with the Glossner family

88
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You know that house on the corner that burned down?

89
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Is it really because the Christmas tree caught fire?

90
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Believe me, it's better to live in peace

91
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- It's the Glossner family
- Let's go

92
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And Sue, her sense of justice is much stronger than her sense of fear

93
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She decided to take action herself

94
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- I need to talk to them.
- Sue!

95
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Uh, excuse me

96
00:05:05,490 --> 00:05:13,200
I...I want to remind you that your dog got out

97
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And ate my shoes

98
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who are you?

99
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Sue

100
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Sue Heck

101
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I live just over the street

102
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You may want to tie up your dog

103
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Why do this?

104
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Because you are an idiot

105
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You are an idiot

106
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Want to do something about this?

107
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OK

108
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How about a fight?

109
00:05:37,260 --> 00:05:39,890
Yes, yes, we will fight back with all our might.

110
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After school, see you at your house

111
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Oh, I will go to the appointment

112
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I live there

113
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And I have no activities after school

114
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You should have taught me how to play football

115
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Yes no way

116
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Where is the extension cord?

117
00:06:06,070 --> 00:06:07,910
How do I know? What are you losers doing?

118
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None of your business, asshole

119
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Ouch

120
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Can you read that boring book?

121
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I like "Moby Dick" I read it last year

122
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It's a fable

123
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You think so?

124
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Hey I can teach you to play football

125
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But you have to help me write an article about
A 20-page book report on "Moby Dick"

126
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ok

127
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And clean our room

128
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When do we start?

129
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That's pretty much it

130
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When writing a report, you need to add that allegorical thing

131
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Teachers believe that kind of thing

132
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I'm surprised you came

133
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I'm surprised you guys came

134
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Well said

135
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let's do it

136
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wait a moment

137
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What are you doing?

138
00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:04,080
we are fighting

139
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* everybody was kung fu
fighting huah! *

140
00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:33,350
* those cats were fast
as lightning hah! *

141
00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:38,300
* in fact, it was a little
bit frightening huah! *

142
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* but they did it with
expert timing hah! *

143
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* oh,yeah oh,ho-ho,ho hah! *

144
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* oh, ho-ho, ho hah! *

145
00:07:52,830 --> 00:07:56,530
* oh,ho-ho,ho... *

146
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The Glossner kids stole our tape recorder.

147
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Okay, we have a lot of stuff at home anyway.

148
00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:03,740
We also plan to simplify it a bit

149
00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,200
I wanted to talk to them about dogs

150
00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,830
Then Carly and I started fighting with them.

151
00:08:08,830 --> 00:08:10,960
Wait, you got into a fight?

152
00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,260
Yes, we have a whole set of moves planned
there are many things

153
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Action? What action do you mean?

154
00:08:15,450 --> 00:08:17,880
Yeah, we choreographed the dance and then...

155
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Wait a minute. Dance? Go fight?

156
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Yes, that's what the tape recorder is for.

157
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We played "Kung Fu Fight"

158
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You know what fighting means, right?

159
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Of course

160
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They didn't even wait for us to do synchronized cartwheels

161
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We also worked hard to practice that.

162
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my god

163
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It's time to show your attitude

164
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We do this...

165
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I wrote an anonymous letter to the police station

166
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tell them about the dog

167
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Then I'm under cover of darkness
Drive to Lafayette

168
00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:54,160
Send the letter when no one is around
This way the postmark won't reveal our location.

169
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I seal it with a sponge

170
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So they can't identify us with their saliva

171
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Or I can just walk over and talk to them

172
00:09:01,380 --> 00:09:03,690
That's crazy

173
00:09:03,690 --> 00:09:05,480
We have a good life here Mike

174
00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:06,830
I don't want to move

175
00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:09,250
Our daughters fight for us
I can't stand idly by

176
00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:10,620
What kind of role model are we?

177
00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:12,860
It's so embarrassing. It's worse than...

178
00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:16,100
It's embarrassing to fight to the music

179
00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:29,500
Is something wrong?

180
00:09:30,660 --> 00:09:33,630
Hello I...I'm Mike Heck
live down the street

181
00:09:33,630 --> 00:09:34,890
I want to talk to you about your children

182
00:09:34,890 --> 00:09:36,430
What happened to them?

183
00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:39,630
Do you want to... go put on some clothes first?

184
00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:42,540
I can wait. It's a little cold outside.

185
00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,300
It doesn't matter. My whole body gets hot from running.

186
00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:46,200
My children are all good children

187
00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,390
Really? Your son challenged my daughter

188
00:09:48,390 --> 00:09:50,660
Then stole her tape recorder

189
00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:53,300
If they were fighting why was there a tape recorder?

190
00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:55,790
I guess there might be some dance moves

191
00:09:55,790 --> 00:09:56,660
You know what? That's not the point

192
00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:59,210
The point is my daughter simply

193
00:09:59,210 --> 00:10:00,970
Let them watch their dogs and then...

194
00:10:01,670 --> 00:10:05,270
Or... maybe your daughter likes my Rodney

195
00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:06,670
After he said he didn't like her

196
00:10:06,670 --> 00:10:08,100
She decided to take revenge

197
00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,340
This happens all the time

198
00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:10,670
Our family is so charming.

199
00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:17,280
No she doesn't like your son

200
00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:18,470
Look up, man.

201
00:10:18,470 --> 00:10:19,170
What?

202
00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:21,110
You didn't invite me to drink. Look up.

203
00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:22,350
I'm just looking at it

204
00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:23,660
I understand what's going on

205
00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:25,820
Is your petite wife too cold?

206
00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:28,340
I expected you to snoop around
Because you heard Bill was out

207
00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:29,910
What? No! I just want my tape recorder back

208
00:10:29,910 --> 00:10:31,410
And I want you to watch your dog

209
00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:33,200
That's not my dog

210
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,040
It's Bill's

211
00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:34,930
If you have a problem with dogs

212
00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:36,540
You have to talk to him

213
00:10:36,540 --> 00:10:38,030
Okay, where's Bill?

214
00:10:38,030 --> 00:10:40,120
He hit me and we had a fight.

215
00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,750
I stabbed his ass with my fork

216
00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:43,300
Haven't seen him since then

217
00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:45,820
Look up

218
00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,320
Mom, I'm going out

219
00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:49,000
Tell me why?

220
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000
Rodney I want to talk to you.

221
00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:52,570
Hey! Wait a minute

222
00:10:52,570 --> 00:10:55,010
Stay away from my child

223
00:10:55,010 --> 00:10:56,970
Tangled...

224
00:11:01,850 --> 00:11:04,040
oh my god i'm so sorry

225
00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,620
I mean it. This was... an accident.

226
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,970
Aren't you going to get dressed first?

236
00:11:20,788 --> 00:11:21,455
How was the conversation?

237
00:11:21,456 --> 00:11:23,023
Far from what I imagined

227
00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:27,360
What does it mean?

228
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,700
What about the portable recorder?

229
00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:29,870
Did you tell me about the dog?

230
00:11:29,870 --> 00:11:30,680
I think I said it

231
00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:34,340
I'm pretty sure I said...
before that "situation" occurs

232
00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:36,110
"Situation"? What situation?

233
00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:37,400
she's wearing a bra

234
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,010
Did you see her bra?

235
00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:40,900
Frankie, my eyes are looking right at this spot.

236
00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,330
I swear, I mean, I had a faint glimpse of the outline

237
00:11:43,330 --> 00:11:45,170
But you know, eyes were created by God

238
00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:45,930
If you want to get angry at someone

239
00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,720
Then blame the vague vision given by God

240
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,260
What are you talking about?

241
00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:53,820
Her tits...
Suddenly it popped up, something like this

242
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:55,950
How did that happen?

243
00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:58,090
How come my breasts pop out on their own?

244
00:11:58,090 --> 00:11:58,860
I... I don't know

245
00:11:58,860 --> 00:12:02,180
I was uh...
I was about to catch...or pull...

246
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,820
I don't know, everything happened in an instant

247
00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:05,200
What is this?

248
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,000
I don't know

249
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,440
There's a bunch of things I don't even remember

250
00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,530
I just remember getting ready to stop Rodney

251
00:12:09,530 --> 00:12:10,440
Her son is here too?

252
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:13,160
Yeah, and when he saw the whole thing
He didn't seem scared at all, so...

253
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,570
No one knows what that means

254
00:12:14,570 --> 00:12:16,580
Anyway, I just escaped

255
00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:19,450
Oh God Mike Oh God!

256
00:12:19,450 --> 00:12:22,040
I've spent 12 years maintaining this peace

257
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,610
Then you destroy it in 15 minutes

258
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,850
We're dead Mike, we're all dead

259
00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:28,920
someone is on the window

260
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,870
It's your reflection

261
00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:32,850
Yes this time

262
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,720
I finished writing your review

263
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,150
So cool. Where is he?

264
00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:39,650
in a safe place

265
00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:42,850
You teach me how to play football and I will give it to you

266
00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:46,580
Good trick, boy.

267
00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:48,930
good trick

268
00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:53,530
Boy, come on, kick the ball like
The simplest thing in the world

269
00:12:53,530 --> 00:12:54,900
like this

270
00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:57,440
So why can't I do it?

271
00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,380
I don't know. You can't kick every time you watch the ball.

272
00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:01,050
Maybe you should kick with your eyes closed

273
00:13:01,050 --> 00:13:02,760
OK

274
00:13:10,730 --> 00:13:13,390
I succeeded! I kicked the ball!

275
00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:15,360
Yeah, that's great

276
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,570
You were just like a Jedi Knight or something

277
00:13:16,570 --> 00:13:17,930
That's the coolest thing I've ever seen

278
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:19,280
Come

279
00:13:20,030 --> 00:13:21,230
<i>The day with Axl</i>

280
00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:23,600
<i>The best moment for Brick as a kid</i>

281
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:27,470
<i>Actually, it’s so Brick
Don’t want it to end here</i>

282
00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:30,830
Okay, you kicked the ball

283
00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:32,460
Where do I feel now after reading it?

284
00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:37,280
I even misspelled "harpoon"
This way she will think it was you who wrote it.

285
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:38,560
Wait a minute. Where's the rest?

286
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,970
There should be 20 pages

287
00:13:39,970 --> 00:13:41,880
It was fun when you taught me how to play football.

288
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:45,310
So every time you are nice to me and play with me
you get one page

289
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:46,830
What? That's not what was promised

290
00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:49,670
Please feel free to read the book yourself and write your own thoughts after reading it.

291
00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:51,620
OK Whatever

292
00:13:55,810 --> 00:13:57,310
Do you want a sandwich? Do you want a sandwich?

293
00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:59,580
Peanut butter, not the outer layer

294
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,370
<i>So in the next few days
Axl is good to his brother</i>

295
00:14:02,370 --> 00:14:05,870
<i>Get paid page by page</i>

296
00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:17,800
No, don't broadcast it again

297
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,170
We just watched "Charlie Brown" for the seventh time

298
00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:21,900
Yeah, but this time we're going to mute it.

299
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:24,060
Then dub it yourself

300
00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,870
I need two pages to do this.

301
00:14:25,870 --> 00:14:28,280
Deal, I'll give you three pages

302
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,930
<i>The days pass</i>

303
00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:33,000
<i>So far, there has been no retaliation for the "big breasts incident"</i>

304
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,950
<i>I'm afraid of leaving an unattended house</i>

305
00:14:34,950 --> 00:14:37,900
<i>But FH has a sale on Iowa white wine</i>

306
00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:39,030
<i>I'm nervous</i>

307
00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:40,890
Okay mom, I took the last three boxes.

308
00:14:40,890 --> 00:14:42,360
Great, throw it in

309
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:46,210
Very good. Come on. Let's go.

310
00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:47,280
Wait a minute!

311
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,200
We only bought wine and sherbet

312
00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:51,140
yes enough

313
00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:55,740
oh my god

314
00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:57,380
There she is. Come on.

315
00:14:57,850 --> 00:14:59,750
Bend down before she sees us

316
00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:05,270
Mom, how long are we going to squat like this?

317
00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:06,440
until they leave the store

318
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,630
Then drive away

319
00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:10,110
Then we will count a hundred more

320
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:12,620
sorry

321
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,960
They can't... they're not allowed to do that.

322
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,510
Hey! Did you hear what this lady said?

323
00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:18,090
If you don't stop, she'll beat you up.

324
00:15:18,090 --> 00:15:20,550
Oh no! That's... not what I meant

325
00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:24,200
Mom, why are some people so mean?

326
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,750
I don't know either

327
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:30,580
Her first husband was a drug addict
Ran away with a high school student

328
00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:32,180
Then she got together with that guy named Dave

329
00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:34,940
I don't know what his job is
But he has a weird schedule

330
00:15:34,940 --> 00:15:38,230
I think it was at the nursing home where she worked.
That big fight they had happened

331
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,780
I think her fate is bad

332
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:43,790
Stop!

333
00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:46,590
Wade, let your brother's ears go!

334
00:15:46,590 --> 00:15:48,100
God help me I told you!

335
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,400
Stop it now!

336
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:55,160
suddenly it's like my first time
Meet Rita Glossner

337
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,400
Total is $148

338
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,000
Uh, I don't have that much money.

339
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,010
Then I... Derrick, don't shake that soda!

340
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:08,240
I think I'd better put things back

341
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,930
<i>Maybe Rita isn’t scary at all</i>

342
00:16:13,930 --> 00:16:16,080
<i>Maybe she's not even mean</i>

343
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,520
<i>Maybe she's just like me</i>

344
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,170
<i>The exhausted and amazing mother</i>

345
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:26,600
What's going on?

346
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,050
Hey hello Rita

347
00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:31,740
I just wanted to stop by and visit you uh...

348
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,280
if you look at this

349
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:36,190
I think you'll find a few things you like

350
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,560
There's no need to thank me for the food

351
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,810
I'm just being neighborly

352
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:55,640
Because that's what neighbors do -- help each other.

353
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,390
OK

354
00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:10,720
You may be a little embarrassed, but please don't

355
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,360
I just happened to arrive

356
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:14,340
Try to know a little more about you

357
00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:20,290
What I do really doesn't require a "thank you"

358
00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:21,980
Very good

359
00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:27,980
How?

360
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,720
To be precise, I'm here to ask for a "thank you"

361
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,790
I don't have a lot of money

362
00:17:31,790 --> 00:17:33,400
I bought you these snacks so...

363
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,190
Listen, if you want to give people food everywhere

364
00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:37,960
This makes me feel arrogant, so good

365
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,630
But don't expect me to flatter you

366
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:43,560
Hey, I came here just to try and be a good neighbor.

367
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,580
What I want...

368
00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:50,000
That's right. I know what you're here for.

369
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,540
Just like your hands-on husband

370
00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:55,120
It was just an accident

371
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,250
What do you want?

372
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:58,030
I'll tell you what I want

373
00:17:58,030 --> 00:18:00,310
I want my kids to play in my front yard

374
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:03,160
Instead of running away when you see your mad dog

375
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,470
I want to be able to plant shrubs

376
00:18:05,470 --> 00:18:07,470
Make sure they don't rot on the earth!

377
00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:09,810
I finally want to put a damn pumpkin outside

378
00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:12,870
Guaranteed to keep it until Halloween

379
00:18:12,870 --> 00:18:15,390
Hey! I came here hoping

380
00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:17,580
we have more similarities than differences

381
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:19,550
But you know what? We don't

382
00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:21,370
Oh so you think you're better than me?

383
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:24,150
you are not qualified

384
00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:26,030
The whole neighborhood is better than you!

385
00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:26,820
Do you know why?

386
00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:28,740
Because we won't let our kids break the mailbox

387
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:31,190
Or maybe he beat someone, but he didn't steal anything.

388
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:32,490
My kids don't do those things

389
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:33,330
Really?

390
00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:34,910
Take a look at Rita

391
00:18:34,910 --> 00:18:37,080
None of this is yours

392
00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:39,450
People give my kids a lot of stuff

393
00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:40,710
they are very charming

394
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:43,290
They are bandits. You are a bandit too.

395
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,420
We were all too scared to know what to do

396
00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:47,860
But that's it, miss!

397
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,540
What did you think you were going to do?

398
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:51,990
It's Donahues' ball

399
00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:53,270
Hey! Stop

400
00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:55,020
These are from the Weber family

401
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:58,260
Hey, come get your balls

402
00:18:58,260 --> 00:19:01,220
Where did that damn dog die when he wanted it?

403
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:03,000
Shaver!

404
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,300
Come here, man

405
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:05,960
There's an uninvited guest here

406
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,060
That's right

407
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:08,530
Come on! Come and get your things

408
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:10,510
We don't have to be afraid anymore

409
00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:14,070
Mr. Miller, this is the rake with your name on it.

410
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:17,490
Okay, that's enough. I'm going to call the police.

411
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,070
Oh no, don't even think about it

412
00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:27,040
Did you know?

413
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,910
Call me whatever you want!

414
00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:31,870
I'm sure they'd be interested in this stuff

415
00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:35,040
Hey! Mrs. Leedy!

416
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,040
Look what we found here

417
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,500
The lawn chair you thought was missing from a neighborhood party

418
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:43,180
She may have a similar one but this one is mine

419
00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:45,170
Mrs. Leedy Is this your lawn chair?

420
00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:47,130
I...I...

421
00:19:47,130 --> 00:19:52,110
Leedy Is this or is it not your lawn chair?

422
00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:57,420
Tell the truth or lose our neighborhood forever!

423
00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:04,690
Yes! That’s right, this is my lawn chair!

424
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:10,740
Now he's my neighbor!

425
00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:19,010
Maybe I'm going to have a kid with a professional basketball player.

426
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:21,550
Anyway, I am planning to leave this town soon

427
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:30,630
There's a problem here

428
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:33,180
After reading this you wrote for me
I only got a C so...

429
00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:36,450
How much higher do you want? I'm only in second grade

430
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,030
<i>It’s a new day</i>

431
00:20:42,030 --> 00:20:44,570
<i>Brick conquered his fear of kicking the ball...</i>

432
00:20:44,570 --> 00:20:47,100
<i>At the same time, the second kick was not successful</i>

433
00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:49,670
I made lunch!

434
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,360
<i>I also faced my fear directly</i>

435
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,350
<i>Like Captain Ahab I killed my...
(Captain Ahab: the protagonist of the novel "Moby-Dick" who kills the white whale)</i>

436
00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:57,280
I... I never finished reading that book either.

437
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,090
<i>I should ask Brick what the ending is</i>

438
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:00,820
<i>But the point is, I won</i>

439
00:21:00,820 --> 00:21:03,900
<i>This more or less makes me
The hero of the whole neighborhood...</i>

440
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:05,680
Hey Frankie!

441
00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:11,020
Look how many people admire such a little woman

442
00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:15,040
<i>But most importantly I am a hero in the eyes of my family</i>

443
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:20,560
<i>It’s finally over
Completely restore calm</i>

444
00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:23,430
How long are we going to stay here?

445
00:21:23,430 --> 00:21:27,390
Until mom comes back with dog poop and firecrackers


